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Meat
Harvest
by
Bruce Weide
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MORNING
FROST COATING PUMPKINS AND LEAVES turning yellow, gold and red,
the air filled with the melodious honk of Canada Geese headed south
for the winter and the staccato burst of rifles signaling the climax
of a hunter's pursuit of his ungulate quarry, all of these signal
the advent of fall. The guns of autumn also mean it's time to harvest
meat for Koani.
I
confess that I don't care for this wolf wrangling duty. And so far,
in the eleven and a half year history of Wild Sentry, only one person
has ever volunteered to help with this chore, Andy Fischer (bless
him).
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along for a meat harvest. First, gather plastic crates and buckets,
rubber gloves, overalls, knives, cutting board, plastic garbage bags,
and clothing appropriate to the weather, which given the time of year
is usually brisk to cold. Park behind the butcher shop and enquire
about the availability of scrap meat. (The butcher carts scrap meat
and bones to the rendering plant where it is transformed into goo
that becomes an ingredient for things such as perfume.) |
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If
meat is available, one of the many butchers engaged in processing
stacks of deer and elk, drag out trash cans filled with scrap and
blood-shot meat, bones, offal, and fat. Don overalls and rubber gloves
and dive into the trashcans. Separate bone and fat from meat. Blood
shot meat is muscle material transformed into a gelatinous mass by
the impact of a bullet and colored scarlet purple. Blood shot meat
often contains sharp bone fragments that we consider unsafe for Koani.
Sort meat and transfer it to the plastic crates and buckets. Buckets
hold two and a half to five gallons of meat and crates hold 15-20
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When people walk by with a look of disgust on their face, fight
the urge to justify your behavior-just smile and carry on with the
task at hand, or mutter, "Man, are we gonna eat good tonight." Lug
buckets and crates to back of Subaru. Drive the meat to a place
that it can be further processed, usually the work shed. Cut meat
and bag it in plastic bags in one gallon increments. Place in freezer.
Repeat process at least three more times during the hunting season
and voila, 900 pounds of meat stashed for Koani's dining pleasure
for the following year.
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